Gisele Won't Be Getting Shagged.
Rumors of a fourth Austin Power’s film arose earlier this month. Mike Myers titillating trilogy satiring the classic Bond flicks, has been long awaiting a fourth movie since Goldmember in 2002. It has been recently said that UPER-model Gisele from Brazilian babeland has read the entire script and her representatives said she has agreed to sign on for the lead female role opposite of the mojo man himself.
Unfortunately, all these claims are lies. ALL LIES. The genius Mike Myers set no official plans in motion for a 4th Austin Powers. The balding devil child of Dr. Evil himself, Seth Green, made it clear when asked about the rumored casting, “Giselle…the model?? I’ll tell you what…if a script for ‘Austin Powers 4’ gets written and then it gets greenlit by whatever version of New Line is still making movies, and everybody agrees to do it, then we’ll have something to talk about. But at this point, ‘Austin Powers 4’ is nothing more than something Mike Myers talked about off-handedly during the ‘Shrek’ press.”
I for one would love to see another hilarious gift of random one-liners and unforgettable characters from another Austin Powers movie. Maybe add a new spoof bond character – instead of Jaws: Gums. And just have a giant big oaf with no teeth chasing around the International Man of Mystery threatening to nibble him slowly but meticulously to death. Maybe Jessica Alba play his sexy love interest: Mya Sizznice. Yes say that together a few times. She would fit the role nicely.
So with that said…shall we shag now or shag later?.....unfortunately it will have to be later. Because though Myers has expressed interest in a 4th Austin Powers movie in 2007, the comedian guru has offered nothing further since and the recent rumours of a 4th coming are proven false. – HC
Unfortunately, all these claims are lies. ALL LIES. The genius Mike Myers set no official plans in motion for a 4th Austin Powers. The balding devil child of Dr. Evil himself, Seth Green, made it clear when asked about the rumored casting, “Giselle…the model?? I’ll tell you what…if a script for ‘Austin Powers 4’ gets written and then it gets greenlit by whatever version of New Line is still making movies, and everybody agrees to do it, then we’ll have something to talk about. But at this point, ‘Austin Powers 4’ is nothing more than something Mike Myers talked about off-handedly during the ‘Shrek’ press.”
I for one would love to see another hilarious gift of random one-liners and unforgettable characters from another Austin Powers movie. Maybe add a new spoof bond character – instead of Jaws: Gums. And just have a giant big oaf with no teeth chasing around the International Man of Mystery threatening to nibble him slowly but meticulously to death. Maybe Jessica Alba play his sexy love interest: Mya Sizznice. Yes say that together a few times. She would fit the role nicely.
So with that said…shall we shag now or shag later?.....unfortunately it will have to be later. Because though Myers has expressed interest in a 4th Austin Powers movie in 2007, the comedian guru has offered nothing further since and the recent rumours of a 4th coming are proven false. – HC
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